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I'm in a pickle

To be in a pickle is where you're in a difficult situation where you can't pick between multiple things and find yourself in an awkward situation
I can't decide whether or not I want to go to the pool or stay in and sleep; I'm in a pickle!
by hnrulaaa September 8, 2025
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Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.
Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"
by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025
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Colonizing berry picker

These are fighting words. You should be outraged, or so ashamed of yourself, that you run and get wild game, preferably venison. Moose meat is ideal and hard to 'get'.

1 moose (you can stay for now)
2 moose ( all her relatives are going to come and meet you, to welcome you into the family and is that fresh moose meat?)
5 moose (you are marrying someone one in the tribe. The moose will be gone. You can have some one of two ways a) You will literally have to go rez home to rez home at dinner time and have dinner with that family and your 'new fiance' to get some of your moose meat back. This will take several days. b) When you and your girlfriend go outside late morning the Chief will have fired up the community barbecue with the whole tribe as he praises his tribal daughter for bring home a good hunter and provider. Her new husband.(that's you tugar.))

Married by the chief in informal tribe of people and witnessed by every one.
You Colonizing berry picker! Go get me some moose meat now, Tugar.
by Modern Women December 20, 2025
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Perry County Pocket Picker

The action 2 men stuffing 1 dollar bills into a females rectum, then slowly removing them by pinching the dollar bills in between their penises
Me and Johnny gave Tonia a Perry County Pocket Picker on Friday
by Muffinplucker January 8, 2026
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“I think she’s a right weirdo”
You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”
by Geniaurse December 30, 2020
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The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz
The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.
by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021
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