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Penis

The largest oart of my body.
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penis

it what boy has 2 go pee pee or to have sex.
i put my penis in his butt and go pee pee.
by $4Life May 18, 2019
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Penis

A long magic stick you suck and or fuck girls with sex is fun porn porno porn porn porn porn magic stick icing comes out the top of your magic stick like it and eat it all up
Suck a dick if your cool and cum inside girls for free vbucks and get lots of girls babys and get lots of blowjobs 2. Being a penis is good.
by Sex_is_fun69420 August 3, 2022
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smart penis

Well it’s almost like smart tit but better
Hey dude stop being a smart penis and get over it.
by anonymous May 31, 2022
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Penis Farts

An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy John’s in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.
oh my God I just ate a JJBLT add avacado and now I am having penis farts
by Hahah Poop and Pee January 28, 2022
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The Smol Penis

"The Smol Penis" a small focking thang so small that it's fucking smaller than dust like you can't even see it fucking idiots.
"The Smol Penis" Do we really need a definition
by EEJIOT May 29, 2021
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Homo Smallus Penis Sapien

A type of rare individual who is born with a micro dick.

(like you)
The scientists finally found him and gave him the name "Homo Smallus Penis Sapien"
by ThisKidThatPostedThis November 8, 2021
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