penis

male member

He grabbed his penis in his hand

by raleighgent June 13, 2019

penis

God's gift to women.

" Engage in sexual intercourse with a woman by excreting inserting your penis into her vagina"- Caucasian male, 50 wearing glasses, white goatie and hoodie as a prank on various newstations.

by helloiseektoinform June 16, 2019

Penis Clinch

To clinch or tightly hold a penis without regarding the penis might faint and the tip might turn blue

Yo jenny did penis clinch to john

by Uk36yeahaight June 16, 2019

Mc skinny penis

This is when someone is more alone than awesome but is still quite awesome. Most people would say that it is a good thing to be but it is still not the best thing to be. You do not need a penis to be know as a Mc skinny penis.

Feelix: Wow the Oscar is such a Mc skinny penis
Oscar: yeah true that

by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX June 17, 2019

chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

Fucker’s Penis

In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse

Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....

...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .

by Cam11 September 14, 2019

Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.

Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!

by BattyMassive September 16, 2019