Crack Monkey

A person who is addicted to the act of Cunnilingus (oral sex performed on a woman). Primarily a term used by lesbian or bi-sexual females.

1. I thought Jenna was straight, but she's really a dirty little Crack Monkey!

2. I was really nervous when I first tried oral with another Girl. Now I'm a total Crack Monkey!

3. I never liked oral sex until I met Barbara. Now I'm a Freakin' Crack Monkey!

Crack Monkey by JAM80 December 31, 2008

Hoboken hairy monkey monster

A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.

HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!

Hoboken hairy monkey monster by Darius, Iago, Jessie June 11, 2008

monkey up 

WHEN YOU OWN MONKEYS AND YOU GET THEM ALL DIAPERED AND READY FOR BED , YOU LAY IN BED AND WATCH TV WITH THEM OR PLAY .. ITS THE BEST TIME OF THE DAY TO A MONKEY OWNER . i POSTED THIS AND IT HAS BEEN PUBLISHED IN BOOKS AND USED AS THE TITLE OF A MOVIE .

I'M GETTING TIRED ITS TIME TO MONKEY UP AND GO TO BED .

monkey up by MONKEYMOM January 22, 2017

monkeybutt 

A sexy monkey with a hott butt! with getto butties!

Dang! that monkeys got it going on!Expecially that monkey's butt!

monkeybutt by brittany November 21, 2003

Monkey cage 

A sex possition both of the legs are broken and the guy uses household trash to pleasure the woman until the ambulance arrives.

"What's all this trash doing down here? its like a fucking monkey cage happened down here."

Monkey cage by wildbill001 May 24, 2009

Funky Monkey 

1) A Monkey that likes to dance, jive and play.....(often with himself)
2) Another term for a penis
3) A second term for getting some luvin

1) "Wow look at that Funky Monkey go!!"
2) "Dude, my monkey is feeling rather funky.."
3) "funk with my monkey!"

Funky Monkey by Liam again June 21, 2006

spank that monkey 

to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.

kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey

uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey

spank that monkey by ivan gonzalez August 16, 2006