Meatanized

Patronized through penis inclinations.

My boyfriend wants to get laid but he spent all day meatanizing me.

I don’t want to be meatanized.

by T Eff February 2, 2026

Meatanized

The act of patronizing through penis inclinations.

My boyfriend wants to get laid but spent all day meatanizing me.

I don’t want to be Meatanized.

by T Eff February 2, 2026

meat basher

someone who masturbates

"i saw him stroking his dong in summer camp he's a meat basher

by idontlikehomos February 18, 2026

Meat Gloves

Slang for when there is a bunch of fat in your hands

You're so fat you have literal meat gloves

by bellestephens49 February 21, 2026

meatball sub

when a girl says "eat my meatball sub" it means she wants you to eat the period blood from between her pussy lips.

bf : "man, i really want a meatball sub"
gf : "im on my second day, you can eat mine!"

by meowmeowxhick8271 February 22, 2026

Meat Cuffs

When you stick both your hands up an obese person's ass before they sit in a chair. Their massive amounts of fat locking your hands in place

Tom: "Yo John, my girl wanted to try meat cuffs"
John: "How'd it go?"
Tom: " My ass hurts."

by MassiveBallCock March 3, 2026

Meatballing

So... Meatballing is a very Arousing and enjoyable act, to start you need 3-4 people at minimum to form a circle in doggy style right behind each other completely naked with Diddy oil all over them , then they need to start Masturbating while punching each others assholes in rhythm, after about 2-10 minutes everyone should have their assholes prolapsed/inside out while , if you're a veteran you won't stop there and it can last up to 45-60 minutes. If you're flexible you can do it alone.

Guy walks into a bar and sees his friend group getting lit, he walks up. "Hey man I was just looking for a meatballing party, guess I dropped in at the right time" . (Now if their real friends y'all will have a night to remember)

by Meatball pro March 10, 2026