A call with a friend in Vienna

A plan in advance to snort smelling salts.

"Where's Avery?"

"Oh, she has a call with a friend in Vienna."
"Again?"

by Darmani April 10, 2020

Friend

Something you DON'T have if you are reading Urban Dictionary in your basement.

Person 1: Hey, I have friends!
Person 2: Really? Those are rare!

by JeremyFuck April 13, 2020

Best Friend

Unlike a friend a best friend wont try and stop you from jumping off a bridge instead they will be right on the railing with you and will stay with you tell the end.Your best friend is your ride or die and will never leave your side no matter the cost.

You-Yo I cant deal with being alive anymore.
Your best friend-Ight where we jumping from?

by DJ BUGGS April 17, 2020

Friends

Something that you don't have

Mom:"Sweety where are your friends?"
Anyone:"Nowhere and everywhere"😢

by SnowBun_64 April 23, 2020

Stray Friend

The straight-gay best friend of many girls. They are straight but have gay-like qualities.

Person 1: Hey you wanna come over, my stray friend is making pancakes, with ice cream

by Hellotherefriend November 8, 2020

Friend

A Crackhead person that will stay with you most of your life.

Hey friend, wut up crackhead.

by Among_us November 8, 2020

Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020