Fake friend

An asshole who cares nothing but his/herself. Basically NEVER having your back and bringing you down with him/her when they’re trying to make trouble

Ugh she’s such a fake friend! Always stabbing me in the back! Even with her boyfriend!

by Thep0tAt0 June 14, 2019

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Best Friends

The people you can stay up until 3 am playing Wii with and spray whipped cream into each other’s mouths. You know someone is your best friend if you can call them various expletives and they don’t get mad. These are the types of friends you don’t want to lose.

“I had a sleepover with my best friends and we got totally WASTED!”

by A.Potato June 15, 2019

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Friend horn

To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs

Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.

by Prego 2 electric bongloo June 18, 2019

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fake friend

a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.

bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*

by imhereforthetea February 26, 2019

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ugly single friends

To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night

Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends

by Bowling123456789 February 26, 2019

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