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triple-f greeting

Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.
An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
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cale’f

cale’f is a very handsome, witted, thoughtful, impatient, selfish but selfless person. He is a very loyal friend but if you cross him he will never think twice if you. He is very fun to be around but can be shady at times.
taylor: i need me a good man
asha: get you a cale’f
by ricoyunga September 22, 2018
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Haley F

lookin like a naked mole rat, has nasty red hair with lice. when you walk by her eyelashes fall off. her eyebrows look like they were smeared on with shit. SHE AINT NEVER GET NO HUsband. a tad overweight but thats okay bc people dont notice bc shes constintly throwing her tits at people. Will spread her legs for anything that breathes. ratchet bitch that fucks with all the scrubs of the school. Hopefully she dies of caridiac arrest in the foreseeable future.
drama hungry bitches are usually friends with her
will probably do heiroin

haley f; i tried to fuck someones man

everyone else; continues on with life like nobody said anything
by haleyhater8326974 October 24, 2018
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M.F.B.

Monogamous Fuck Buddy
Refers to exclusive fuck buddies who aren't in a "relationship" but only fuck each other.

Are not obligated to do couple's activities, except sex.
"Hey, can we just be M.F.B.'s?"
"I'm her M.F.B."
by ak215 November 13, 2018
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Altin F

Altin is a very sexy and handsome term for a person. It gives me a buldge in my pants thinking of him. Honestly I think I jizzed a little on accident on December 1 2018.

Man he has a friend named Eric jiang and he also makes me want to shit my pants in fear because he threatens to eat my dog cause he’s asian .
and his 3rd friend granit is honestly very scary cause he’s Muslim and I think he’s gonna bomb me sometimes .
and then there’s visar he just sits in the back of the class listening to Eminem because he’s a white rapper.
Man i cannot believe this!!

here’s a video of altin F every day at school
ALONE!
by Mustard Nigger November 30, 2018
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O.F.P.

"Our Favourite Person"
Used by a group of work friends or like group to refer to someone they work with that they do not like online so they don't have to refer to them by name.
O.F.P. was such a bitch today, i really can't stand her.
by Freak273 December 20, 2018
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T.f.o.

Mom said you can’t get the tattoo and you did anyway. She’ll T.f.o.!
by B-rizzle December 30, 2018
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