Flat ass

Basically a laptop in your girls pants that makes her seem really white

" your girl got a flat ass."
" sometimes I can hit it doe"

by Arwizzle January 31, 2015

stupid ass

you are an idiot
Dumb asf

do u know who lil Yacht is ?????
no
stupid ass

by PUFFY JONES August 24, 2016

ass-fuck

a derrogatory term for homosexuals

Loo at those ass-fucks over there kissing

by Tek-9 November 30, 2005

tank ass

Taking a shit with such force that your shit gets stuck to the back of the toilet.

Mann, I ate so much beans, I had tank ass all morning. I tanked so hard I almost ruptured a hemorroid!!!

by hemy January 24, 2008

pear ass

when a girl wears high-waisted (mom) pants, thinking that they are cool, just because they are from urban outfitters, but really they just make their ass look really bad. and flat. going up the bottom of the crack. like a pear.

oh man, did you see that girl, those mom pants gave her a total pear ass?

dude, do these pants give me a pear ass?

by thesupposedjew December 29, 2008

ass spelonker

One who paricipates in the act of searching inside people's anul cavaties.
Also, an individual who searches in or for asses.

Shut up you ass spelonker, I know you've been looking up your dad's ass to find that missing ring of yours.
Or...
You got shit on your face you ass spelonker.

by G-Zus and Mohawk Man May 13, 2005

crappy ass

When you get off the toilet after taking a shit, and don't wipe your ass.

Wipe your crappy ass bitch.

by Brandy March 25, 2004