When you finish busting a nut, and you have to reach behind you for tissues, and you have to balance your phone on your legs.
Person One: How much skill do you have
Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut
Person One: Impressive
Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut
Person One: Impressive
by Old Douchebag July 12, 2018
Get the One Legged Phone Balance mug.Excerpt from a Playboi Carti's song "One Day" commonly used by men who witness an act of love between to individuals in a relationship, while they themselves are not in a relationship. The sight reinvigorates that sense of loneliness that they had briefly forgotten about. While this produces a sad mood in most, it can motivate other men to strive for greater achievements through their own self-improvement.
Yesterday, I saw this couple and they were practically inseparable. I told myself that imma have it one day, but lately I don't know.
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Get the some one that loves you mug.A Maine cryptid that can be heard and smelled, but has never been seen. Evidence of the one-eyed Stink Frog can often be observed while camping in tents, but is not limited to this environment. Can be identified by its sulfuric aroma resembling boiled eggs. It's vocalizations range from resembling small squeaks to extended trombone notes. It has been rumored to leave a small brown streak behind, however this is hard to validate because the Frog has never actually been seen.
*pppffffrrrrrttttt*
"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"
"Didn't you hear that?"
"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"
"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"
"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"
"Didn't you hear that?"
"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"
"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"
by aliboo428 July 30, 2023
Get the One-Eyed Stink Frog mug.To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.
Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.
It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.
It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.
by Annabellastasia April 18, 2011
Get the have one's ticket punched mug.The out hottest and nicest person ever will be the perfect best friend and perfect partner to be with for the rest of your life.he is really shy sometimes but when you get to know him he is so nice and kind full
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A jutsu when kakashi fingered naruto's booty hole and lead him flying.
Verb
Finger fuck in which 4 fingers go in
A jutsu when kakashi fingered naruto's booty hole and lead him flying.
Verb
Finger fuck in which 4 fingers go in
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