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Fat Midwestern Whore

It is what it sounds like
Fat Mid Western Whore *chimes in*

Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
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south shore whore

in si most ppl who live on the south shore are whores
usually they're stuck up and will gw anyone on the island
dude 1: bro I got invited to this sick party this weekend you wanna come
dude 2: yea where is it
dude 1: it's in tville
dude 2: oh so we're going to a south shore whore's party
dude 1: ofc im only going bc my friend told me she'll hook up w anyone
by [02jwdjefcj gae February 2, 2022
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long distance whore

A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.
-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.

-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?

-Eh same thing.

(Written by a long distance whore)
by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023
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bitch ass whore

they are usually a friend who’s extremely fake and does bitchy things behind your back, or right in front of you. an example of this would be getting together with your current/ex boyfriend or girlfriend, when they knew they’d be hurting you. they are actually just pussy hoes who don’t have the balls to talk about these things to you in person.
samantha: “amanda is dating chad even though me and him dated for two years, and she didn’t even tell me!”
clarissa: “she is such a bitch ass whore!”
by motomotolikesu April 1, 2019
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Double-Decker Whore

The act of taking two perverts, preferably of the same sex, and laying them on top of eachother while tying their arms and legs together and letting them do as they please.
Trade marked by Tyler Coley™️
tonight me and my girl/boy friend are going to do a new position, the double-decker whore
by Ty.Coley November 9, 2018
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runs like a whore

Adjective- when you repair something and you fixed the problem.
Damn Cuz! That car runs like a whore after you’ve fixed my clutch
by Bootfuckjimmi December 1, 2022
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Co-whore-dination

When 2, or more, people plan to show up in super slutty outfits
Person 1: oh my gosh, have you seen what they’re wearing?!
Person 2: yeah, they totally planned it
Person 1: true, it must have taken some co-whore-dination
by Phoeboop September 18, 2019
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