kid

kid can also be a sperm cell, since a sperm cell is living and even has a flagellum. so sperm will like and enjoy water and even the ocean and the sea. especially when it can not find an ova.

a kid can be haploid, since a sperm cell is haploid

I went to a beach in bahamas with nimisha and she and I had sex. I engaged in coitus interrupus and my kids were set free.

and thus liberated via the ocean.

by addake March 22, 2019

Ipad Kid

anyone that was born after 2009 automatically becames a sticky ipad kid

oh you were born in 2009? ew, sticky little ipad kid

by allthecheesesticks March 19, 2022

Kid diddiler

Someone who diddles kids.

Person 1:I heard john is a kid diddiler

Person 2:what a sicko.

by Sprrner July 23, 2021

la kid

People that pay for unrealesed music

That La Kid leak d Zoom by Uzi

by Lil Diz April 19, 2020

You threatened my kid

There it is! THERE IT IS! I was waiting for that one for a mintue!

A Father "YoU tHrEaTeNeD mY kId!"

Hym "No, I commanded someone to murder him. That's an entirely different thing. Amd you were a soft-spoken, limp dicked, sissy 7 years ago, fairy. What are you like NOW, sissy? Who are you like now? And don't bring ip you ex-wife to me bitch. What we have is special. You and your wife would probably fuck me you faggot! FAGGOOT!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

Cunt in front of my kids

When someone in Australia wants to get family to go home - they lose their temper and complain in order to make others leave

It's a thursday, Abrial has work in the morning.
Do i have to be a cunt in front of my kids?!

by Noodles_strawbridge August 29, 2025

remove the kids

take the kids out of something. someone. somewhere

also used if there has a nsfw moment

presenter: "REMOVE THE KIDS"

parent: "get out, unless you want to get grounded"

kid: ":("

by lucoso April 22, 2022