hold my head

To firmly grasp the head of the penis, A substitution for suck my dick

Ayo Peter you deadass did that?? Hold my head

by shampmaster December 6, 2016

Two Headed Turtle

Taking a shit while wearing a thong. Possibly while drunk.

That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!

by Kuhtarl March 5, 2011

head fell off

Feeling like utter shit because someone upset you or pissed you off

No-one speak to me, me head fell off

by Scousenotstew February 20, 2018

took their head off

1) a big score in sales. 2) a profit margin collected in a transaction that is disproportionately large relative to the actual cost of the product or service.

"Gentlemen,...drinks are on Anthony tonight because once again he took their head off!",(roar in the office),"he set a new record,...15 pounds baby!!!"

by Mr. Wundirphal April 17, 2009

head injury marriage

When you marry someone exceedingly quickly and then years later reflect on how your head injury may have led you into it, using it to conveniently explain away a move that was more likely just sheer stupidity.

I look back on my head injury marriage and see with such clarity now how bad an idea the whole endeavor really was.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Bumped your head

You thought wrong

(Very common in the California Prison System, & on the streets)

John can you loan me some money

You bumped your head, no way am I going to loan you any money.

by Kconnor56 July 1, 2010

Egg Head

Having an odd or unproportionate head shape

Lilly: "is my head round or oval?"
Mary: "no, you have more of an Egg Head."

by Ocean2387 March 7, 2015