Penis bribery

Promising sexual pleasure for personal gain.

You're using penis bribery to go on this trip.

by Likwid541 November 21, 2018

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The Peni-Copter

While having sex, the males penis will start rapidly swinging around in a circle like the blades of a helicopter. Anyone that happens to be on the penis in this time will become part of the penis helicopter and start rapidly swinging in a circle, also becoming the blades of a helicopter. This will cause both of the people having sex to fly off and never be seen or heard from again.

"Hey dude, did you hear of what happened to Rick last night? When he had sex with Tiffany, he did The Peni-Copter. I havent seen him since."

by GayUnicornAaron June 5, 2019

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Penis Bifidula

Double headed sword, two headed penii which can be used in an array of ways.

Holy Rahul cover up man! You lucky bastard you got yourself a Penis Bifidula!

by Double headed penii May 18, 2018

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Penis

A wrinkley mushroom

Justin: yo dude! Did you see that massive penis?

Mark: yoooo dude that was a massive dong! I hope it's edible

by _b7ssy April 9, 2021

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Penis

A holy artifact found 500 AD by father Frederick Michael IIV. He used it very often and recommended it to every God fearer. He claimed it healed the broken and made the hateful experience love.

"Did you bring your penis to church?"
"Don't forget to use your penis every night son!"

by MEMEIEJUE January 17, 2022

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