by Himynameisjo November 7, 2022
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Nicole is a Penis-Fly Trap, she catches almost as much dick as she does flies with that stanky ole cooter.
by The catch January 18, 2022
Get the penis-fly trap mug.When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace
by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019
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Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
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by Chineaboii October 15, 2020
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by goddefining December 26, 2019
Get the penis mug.1.Noun: plural:penises, a.k.a:cock, dick, prick, shlong, THE THICKNESS(to quote Stan Smith)
The male reproductive organ where orgasms and sperm which if your not careful can get your onenightstand or significant other to transform that sperm into a weird looking seamonkey/xenomorph alien lookalike, eventually it turns into your spawn and heir to your throne and vast riches should the child proove worthy one day..but that's if your into women. If your into penis and asshole well then first off hit me up lmao;where was I oh right, then your all set but be smart, wear a condom regardless of the situation....nobody wants an STD.
2}Noun: The part of a man's body that is just the bees knees, quite beautiful occasionally, and just plain awesome, it feels amazing
When it's erect and is stroked and or inserted into a vagina(so ive been told) or a man's ass, and will eventually erupt with an entirely to short but just fuckin sweet wave of euphoria and cum(differing each time you bust a nut)then you are left hopefully in some form of post-coital bliss with a deep sense of satifaction as you catch your breath and light up a smoke...but seriously now, real talk~ whether gay or straight we've (& I mean the VAST MAJORITY of MEN) all of us mostly secretly to ourselves and kept deep deep down hidden from view of the public have thought about trying out some penis whether it's just to experiment or whatever it's not a big deal.
So yea that's my definition of The ALMIGHTY PENIS.
The male reproductive organ where orgasms and sperm which if your not careful can get your onenightstand or significant other to transform that sperm into a weird looking seamonkey/xenomorph alien lookalike, eventually it turns into your spawn and heir to your throne and vast riches should the child proove worthy one day..but that's if your into women. If your into penis and asshole well then first off hit me up lmao;where was I oh right, then your all set but be smart, wear a condom regardless of the situation....nobody wants an STD.
2}Noun: The part of a man's body that is just the bees knees, quite beautiful occasionally, and just plain awesome, it feels amazing
When it's erect and is stroked and or inserted into a vagina(so ive been told) or a man's ass, and will eventually erupt with an entirely to short but just fuckin sweet wave of euphoria and cum(differing each time you bust a nut)then you are left hopefully in some form of post-coital bliss with a deep sense of satifaction as you catch your breath and light up a smoke...but seriously now, real talk~ whether gay or straight we've (& I mean the VAST MAJORITY of MEN) all of us mostly secretly to ourselves and kept deep deep down hidden from view of the public have thought about trying out some penis whether it's just to experiment or whatever it's not a big deal.
So yea that's my definition of The ALMIGHTY PENIS.
MALE FRIEND: "Hey Vince, would you like to come over to my place and check out and compare each other's penises?"
ME: "OH I am so down with that I just manscaped the pubes above my penis to the shape of a lightning bolt!"
MALE FRIEND/VINCENT: "No fuckin way bro, your not gonna believe this but so did I!! Get you and your penis over here like right now!!!"
ME: "OH I am so down with that I just manscaped the pubes above my penis to the shape of a lightning bolt!"
MALE FRIEND/VINCENT: "No fuckin way bro, your not gonna believe this but so did I!! Get you and your penis over here like right now!!!"
by DARTH TESTICLE August 25, 2022
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