Webster would call it a bidet, but in reality it’s a sophisticated bum cleansing device. It cleans the shit out of your booty.
Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
by SnwSkier36 December 29, 2019
Get the Party Toilet mug.A meeting where in a group of people who work in the office come up with a Absolutely stupid idea for something new in the factory, and they all pat each other on the back for coming up with it.
Worker #1: WTF is Jimmy doing?
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.
by KarlosGAM April 27, 2022
Get the Wank party mug.The person or people who are the absolute downers of the party or event. Used as a phrase to ask them to leave or otherwise change their attitude.
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Get the don't piss on the party pack mug.When you invite someone, you like, to a party, but when they arrive to your house It actually turns out to be a date with a candle-lit dinner.
You: “Hey, do you wanna go to a party?”
Your Crush: “Sure, that’s sounds fun.”
Later…
Your Crush: *Opens Door* “Wtf…”
You: “Suprise!! This is actually a date. A Party Date. :)”
Your Crush: “Sure, that’s sounds fun.”
Later…
Your Crush: *Opens Door* “Wtf…”
You: “Suprise!! This is actually a date. A Party Date. :)”
by Equype September 23, 2022
Get the Party Date mug.What younger people say when they make the conversation X-rated by mispronouncing 'pool' in 'pool party' (and who, when challenged, swear 'pull' is the correct pronunciation yet at the same time hypocritically pronounce 'poo' as in 'moon').
Overheard, young male person to female: "Jake is throwing a cool Pull party this Saturday, and I'm invited!"
Me: Sniggers. Thinks: Not my cup of tea, that's for sure!
Me: Sniggers. Thinks: Not my cup of tea, that's for sure!
by Cool4Katz January 26, 2024
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