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get railed day

On October 15, everyone has to get railed. If you don’t, a curse will be put on you forever and you will never be able to get railed again.
Stephanie: Babe, it’s get railed day! Rail me so we both don’t get the curse !!

Jake: okay baby, come here and let me rail you.
by anonymous October 4, 2020
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Time for you to get a watch

One of the greatest comebacks of all time if used right. Answer most questions with this and you will bamboozle the asker.
Jarek: Hey how cold is it outside?
Ryan: Time for you to get a watch
Jarek: *dies
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Where did you get it

Asking the question where it's from, so you know where to take it back for something else..
"Oh this is a great sweater, my friend is looking for one like this, Where did you get it?"

Giver: "Oh we bought it at _________"

"Thanks, I'll tell her to go there and get one..."

<Mental note: Now, i know where to go and return it!>
by Tgif069 December 24, 2009
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Get your free's worth

To take maximum advantage of a free item.
You - "I'm going to a wedding with an open bar"
Me - "You best get your free's worth"
by Nayskool July 31, 2006
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When is tuan getting here?

(variants: When is tuan arriving? When is tuan coming?

Generally, used as a rhetorical question in colloquial parlance. However, some philosophers have argued that because one can never be certain of the moment or range of time during which tuan will arrive, the question becomes unanswerable. In this sense, the expression is often considered a paradox since, as some philosophers claim, all questions have at least one answer.)

1: a rhetorical question used to convey puzzlement or confusion.

2: a rhetorical question used to express one's belief that the question being asked or the subject matter being contemplated is hopelessly unanswerable.

3: ("Randian" usage) a rhetorical question - used similarly to the query "Who is John Galt?" found throughout "Atlas Shrugged" - meant to be interpreted as meaning: why ask questions that have no answers or where the answers are not readily obtainable?
1: Engineer 1: "Why won't the doohicky fit into the whatchamacallit?" Engineer 2: "When is tuan getting here?"

2: Poli-Sci Major: "Why did we invade Iraq anyway?" Hippie Roommate: "When is tuan getting here?"

3: "When is tuan getting here?" The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the bum's face. The bum had said it simply, without expression. But from the sunset far at the end of the street, yellow glints caught his eyes, and the eyes looked straight at Eddie Willers, mocking and still - as if the question had been addressed to the causeless uneasiness within him. -- Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand
by atlasfugged August 2, 2007
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getting your tits wet

the most basic definition for "getting your tits wet" is something that is ridiculously awesome or something so fun that it is retarded. It is not meant to be sexual or literally meaning to get a wet chest, unless are doing something sexual or you're near water and it is bringing you an unmeasurable amount of joy. Now lets say you are doing something that is annoying and possibly puts you in a bad mood, in this case your tits are dry.
you are making out with a playmate = your are getting your tits wet
you just arrived at Panama City for Spring break = your tits are wet
you just won the lottery = your tits are soaking wet
you got hammered the night before and had sex in the ocean = your tits were wet in more ways than 1
you just got a DUI = your tits are dry
by The E Show March 4, 2010
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Gotta get down on friday

What Rebecca Black does after her cereal.
Blackburn:*singing Friday loudly from his car*
It's Friday, Friday,
gotta get down on Saturda--
Wait what?

Random guy: Gotta get down on friday, n00b!
by TheTreecko/DerGeckarbor January 7, 2012
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