fat con

When you manipulate your family, friends, or significant other into ordering food that you like in the hopes they will not be able to finish their meal and you could eat some.

fat con
"I'm thinking about getting the shrimp parmigiana hero."
"Really? I hope the shrimp is good. Have you had it before? The calzones look delicious."
"You're not worried about how the shrimp is. You're working the fat con, aren't you?"

by Mr Yellovich July 13, 2016

Waras big fat cock

Wara's penis is a penis with a large girth.

Waras big fat cock is not gonna fit in my a hole- there's no way! aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh.

by Looney___ January 14, 2021

Fat Chad

Fat Chad is a term used to say someone has a big batty

Boy - Dordy girl you got a fat chad don’t ya

Girl - (blushes) 😊

by Mrdarkside101 June 2, 2025

Fat-I-Gued

A better and more prestigious way of telling your doctor you’re feeling fatigued.

Hello, Dr.Clementine, due to my terminal testicle cancer I’ve just been feeling a little, fat-I-gued.

by Freddy Krueger’s Dreamcatcher January 15, 2022

Fat Toke

instructions on how to hit a fat toke. (youll disover what it is if you follow these steps)
1. get bong
2. get that krohnic
3. fill bowl with krohnic
4. inhale in one breath
5. cough
that is fat toke

one tuesday while walking through forbidden part of the ancient forest little missy stumbled upon a small bag of that sticky icky... she decided, fuck it. Little missy made a bong of Gatorade bottles and old pens, she then had an amazing idea.... Little missy wasnt going to be a bitch and she was going to hit a fat toke.

by fuccaduck October 13, 2022

Fat Bois

Fat Bois is a term that you would use when you're at the store or your friends/your house and you see thicc ice cream treats such as ice cream sandwiches, popcicles, or cones.

Person 1: "Look at them fat bois!"
Person 2: "What..?"
Person 1: "The ice cream, the fat bois

by Lemon_Aesthetic23 November 29, 2020

big fat poo poo head

"big fat poo poo head" Is an insult, usually used by people below the age of 10.
This insult is one of, if not, the most used insults of all time.
It's origins are unknown, but it is said to have first been used somewhere in the 1970s.

Uses of this insult:
to annoy someone
to get them to shut up
to piss them off

Kid 1: Hey! You're a big fat poo poo head!
Kid 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAA! NAUGHTY YOU SAID BIG FAT POO POO HEAD! WAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY! MOMMY WAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

by godishornyaf November 19, 2023