Person 1: oh my gosh, have you seen what they’re wearing?!
Person 2: yeah, they totally planned it
Person 1: true, it must have taken some co-whore-dination
Person 2: yeah, they totally planned it
Person 1: true, it must have taken some co-whore-dination
by Phoeboop September 18, 2019
Get the Co-whore-dinationmug. by Bootfuckjimmi December 1, 2022
Get the runs like a whoremug. by 2nd rate February 26, 2019
Get the 2 dollar whoremug. by Unknown 🛑 April 18, 2022
Get the Cock sucking whoremug. A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.
-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023
Get the long distance whoremug. Fat Mid Western Whore *chimes in*
Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
Get the Fat Midwestern Whoremug. A prostitute who is hired hastily during a cocaine session with your buddies, who after services rendered, lingers for far too long, due to the unlikely prospect of receiving more cocaine.
Esp. A prostitute with tattoos on her face.
Esp. A prostitute with tattoos on her face.
by benjid December 6, 2012
Get the leftover coke whoremug.