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E-Class Wagon

One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.
The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.
by henry1272838442 November 29, 2023
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e-lab

The female version of e-peen

e - meaning online
lab - short for labia

Unlike rl-labs (i.e. a real life labia), e-labs are 'flexed', brandished, whipped around, (or otherwise used) with unfailing regularity by women
By saying that all those players are nubs, she's just flexing her e-lab.
by jimjonez December 7, 2021
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e-thug

A pussy scared of direct contact with humans. So they hide behind a screen. As Electronic Thug.
by DeathHax103 April 5, 2017
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Rayan(e)

The popular, cool and handsome guy of his highschool. Everyone love him for his personality. People are glad to be friend with him, that’s a sort of flex !
Omg you hang out with Rayan(e) ? you’re so lucky !!!
by anonyme123098123098 November 21, 2021
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E

(as a name) the hottest lad with the sexiest bod and the fattest dick
“hey have you talked to e?”
“yeah e’s cock was so big i tripped over it
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Haider e Qarar

Tending to be tall, brute like in behaviour and genuinely rude. Yet somehow manages to be nice, sweet and kind at time. Every one of these have a fascination by a specific colour sometimes white, sometimes blue or sometimes black. Smart and intelligent are words used to describe them as they ace their classes and push to the extreme.
Her: who’s that guy there

Him: oh that’s Haider

Her: him... what?

Him: Haider e Qarar, he overworks and over achieves but somehow wants more
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Aia e

Aia e
Aia e?
Aia e!
by Zoltan119 November 3, 2020
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