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The Red Show

A band from Glasgow named after the days of a month when a woman bleeds!
by kilmarnock378 November 24, 2011
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Red Gnome

The belief that Communist Sympathizers are watching your every move whilst you're in your garden, or in more sinister cases, implanting microchips into your garden gnomes.
"There's a Red Gnome watching me in my garden!"

"My Gnome's gone red!"
by canart October 25, 2019
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Red

A color on the rainbow that is scientifically proven to suck in comparison to blue
Red is a color
by Blue GOD May 19, 2019
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red buff

Legitimately fucking your mom until my throbbing cock gets red and bloody.
"I fucked your mom until I got red buff."
by dazzeq August 28, 2020
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Anchorage Red Light

Noun meaning:

1) A signal at a traffic intersection that may be taken as a mere suggestion of stopping your vehicle

2) An opportunity to speed up and get through an intersection because you are a very important person doing important person things

3) Meh.
The light turned green for me a few seconds ago but I better not move because looks like that yellow taxi has an Anchorage Red Light.
by Bernies2Mittens February 18, 2023
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Simply Red

An English R&B group from Manchester England. Fronted by a white carrot top looking lead singer named Mick Hucknall.
God that simply red is so good I can’t believe that they are fronted by a white dude, he sound like a Black man trapped I. A white boy body.
by Western Tunesmith February 24, 2021
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Sexyy Red

The worst singer to ever walk on this forsaken earth. A absolute disgrace the the black community. Like seriously, how did she even get a career rapping about her stank meow meow? She has a coochie that stinks of Santa claus and Justin Bieber's backshot air to the power of pi. She sounds like Britney Spears getting beat up by Beethoven at a Nirvana featuring Harriet Tubman concert. Plus, She is so FUGLYYYY and has a head shaped like a jalapeño pepper. Her music sounds like some boy named Benjamin-Patrick shoved his penis into my ear and started graping my fucking ear canal.

Was actually somewhat relevant in 2023-mid 2024 but now nobody gaf about her so she tryna feature with other actually decent song writers, which is a massive fail. She has two unfortunate kids (that both have two different traumatized baby daddies) also posted her S3× tape on insta as a desperate attempt to go viral. Everytime she twerks, Russia could smell her butt juices.

She's so ugly it makes me wanna cry.
Sexyy red: My cooch good which is why i got two baby daddies!

Sexyy red fan: HELLL YEAH! *twerking except nothing MOVING*

*both of them got hit by a train.*
by Thedefiiiinnerr March 12, 2025
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