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John

John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.
Person 1: yo apparently ciaron has a large dick

John: THATS HOT!!!
by Hi?!? December 5, 2019
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john west

{john west} a name that comes with a heavy weight for having quite a thick penis and quite the reputation
{john west} once shoved his penis into half of Los Angeles and got away with it before the me too movement
by bigdabs420707 December 6, 2018
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John

He is the definition of toxic masculinity

Sorry if your uncles name is John
John is a nice guy with a bad past, John needs to form some self love 🐶 😇😇😇
by Lightswitch1200 November 2, 2021
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John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with
John: "Hey Man"
by Owluminati December 1, 2021
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Frosty Long John

A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm
I told them to suck my frosty long john.
by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023
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john moose

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.
Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”
by Moose Menace January 25, 2024
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John Stamos

A guy who's mother told him that Santa Claus brought him into this world for everyone.
That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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