John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.
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{john west} once shoved his penis into half of Los Angeles and got away with it before the me too movement
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John: "Hey Man"
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Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”
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