Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019

Ween-eye

Ween-eye noun also known as the pea hole. not gender specific, mainly used when naming calling falls into conversation. It's your middles middle

your acting like a girls ween-eye right now.

by Yvonne Middle March 24, 2019

whispering eye

another name for the vagina

"He found himself staring directly into her whispering eye."

by msjangelgrl March 30, 2009

darryls eyes

When the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you're having a Darryl Moment. Living at the New York City Tenement Museum, Darryl can't see the middle. If asked if he sees the glass half full or half empty, he says "What glass, I don't see shit!"

Damn, you can only see sidewalks, must be having a darryls eyes

by pornchub February 7, 2017

Hazel Eyes

A mix of all eye colors combined! Each eye looks different. Blue eyes, green eyes, and brown eyes mixed together with a yellow fleck somewhere are the average hazel eyes.
Eyes hazel, sweet and dynamic, and I'm going down like the Titanic

#1: Aren't her eyes blue?
#2: No, they're green!
#1: Today they're light brown or amber?!
#3: They're hazel eyes!

by trulyali November 22, 2021

Cream Eyes

Eyes that make you catch feelings or fall in love.

Person 1 - "what happen when you saw that girl"

Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings"

by a1.kyle March 9, 2019

Ballsac eyes

Permanent dark wrinkly under eye. No eye cream can undo this wrinkly looking ballsac eye on your face.

He’d be cute if he didn’t have ballsac eyes.

by Jessandholly December 3, 2020