by Double-D July 21, 2019
Get the Double-D Mashupsmug. This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.
Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.
by Greatest cum master of Devon May 15, 2021
Get the Double Barrel Cum Gunmug. The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.
by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021
Get the Double standardmug. Double-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and four great-great-great-grandparents in common.
My double-fourth-cousin is a good person.
by ABGR June 9, 2021
Get the double-fourth-cousinmug. When a man decides to step out of your relationship to check out the field, and then attempts to return.
No, we’re not getting back together, I have a strict no double dipping policy. What do you think this is, salsa?
by HealthyMomNextDoor December 28, 2019
Get the Double dippingmug. 1. Holding two beverages, one in each hand.
2. The act of fisting two vagina/assholes at one time. Involving 1-3 parties.
2. The act of fisting two vagina/assholes at one time. Involving 1-3 parties.
1. “I double fisted my cold brew and cactus cooler at Hamburger Mary’s last night.”
2. “I almost lost my hands last night because I was double fisting two gorilla-grip pussies and I lost feeling in four of my fingers.”
2. “I almost lost my hands last night because I was double fisting two gorilla-grip pussies and I lost feeling in four of my fingers.”
by glitter clit July 30, 2021
Get the Double Fistingmug. Woman: I haven't had my morning shit yet, but I'm so horny, please fuck me.
Partner: Okay, but you're going to be a double stuffed oreo.
Partner: Okay, but you're going to be a double stuffed oreo.
by RetardedPussy October 1, 2023
Get the Double Stuffed Oreomug.