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handlin my business

1. getting a favor done that you yourself probably could not do without this other persons help.

2. But usually you hear this from drug dealers who are taking care of something "business related" real quick.

3. sometimes "your business" can be personal, either with homework, a fight with a bully, YOU YOURSELF can handle your own personal drama, and call it handlin your business.

4. Handling your business never takes that long. this is something that can be done very quickly in less than two hours. always.
"Hey man, thanks for handlin my business earlier, when my parents came over."

"ya! i'll be over, after i handle my business!"

"go outside, handle your business, and come back to me with my ends"
by Jendoof March 7, 2010
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Cum on my Hanky

when a hanky is used as a turn on during masturbation / sex
or used as a target to ejaculate onto
Woman (unfolding her hanky onto mans stomach while masturbating him)
"Are you going to cum on my hanky baby?"
Man
"Yes..... Ahhh Ahhhhh Ahhhhhchooooo...." (man ejaculates all over womans hanky)

Or

Man "Dude did you just cum on my hanky?"
by My Hanky Cum April 27, 2008
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Corner of my ear

It is barely hearing something from either side of the head and getting the feeling that you caught it in the corner of your ear.
As in i just barely heard that out of the Corner of my ear.
by Ruby Rey February 19, 2009
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Jizz My Pants

the most amazing song ever.
used as a very sexual joke.
great for sexy parties
best friends jizz their pants for each other
*friend air humps*
tommy: dammit you made me jizz my pants!
sally: not my fault im too sexy
by hayleyhoney122 January 23, 2009
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oh my heavens

When you see or hear some thing shocking or disturbing that you were not expecting, you say "Oh my heavens"
Like Oh my God
Joseph: "do you know what this pic is about?"
Maria: "Well, i don't know. Can you tell me Joseph?"
Joseph:"This is about children who died due to the chemical weapons"
Maria: "Oh my heavens"
by Goforit July 11, 2014
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Suck my pp

A way to make some one suck your little cock
Guy: (wins match) Let's go boyss
The boys: Let's goo
Guy: OK I gotta go my father is going to suck my pp, He's doing it for the boys
The boys: for the boys
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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hold my beer

Most overused and dumbest fucking expression. Ever. Also a common meme.
Can everyone stop saying hold my beer? It’s not funny and super annoying
by Cuh Nation May 23, 2019
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