joe shani

best coupe to ever grace the whole of the planet earth with the biggest penis and a girl with b cups (perfect size btw) sex is amazing this couple are completely attached to eachother and refuse to leave their sides, horror movies is a must if you want to be friends but you’ve got to be cool

joe shani are unbreakable

by fprdyyyyyy June 11, 2022

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Joe

Joe is a Keter class SCP that resides in the foundation Site - REDACTED. SCP REDACTED is a anomaly that i the cause of many fatalities around the world. It containment is made with lithium and sound proof walls along with the floors. "Joe" is SCP REDACTED's nickname, as it says this when hunting prey. During a hunt, "Joe" will target the nearest living being or human, and will transform as a friend or family. It will then proceed to ask a simple question, "Do you Joe is?" The prey will be forced to respond with "Who's Joe?" SCP Joe will respond with, "Joe mama" and the prey will be eradicated from existence. SCP Joe requires to be put underground in Site REDACTED and far enough that no sound can ever get through.

PREVENTION MEASURES

SCP Joe requires the following:

Ear protection

Sound proof walls

Nuetrallizer.

SCP Joe will attack if provoked when hunting or not. It targets head protection as that covers how it hunts prey.

Joe: Hey!

Victim: Hi!

Joe: By any chance, do you know who Joe is?

Victim Who's Joe?

Joe: Joe mama

*distant screaming*

by NoWhyWhatWhoCares September 3, 2021

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Joe Mama

A random joke to tell your friend

Do u know someone named joe mama?

Friend: excuse me?
Me: JOE MAMA

by Bawston69 August 17, 2020

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billy joe shaver

Just an old chunk of coal who’s going to be a diamond someday and although he passed recently, he will live forever through his banging tunes and the memory he left in all our hearts.

Billy Joe Shaver just passed, truly a sad day for the parish,

by PlasticJesus671 July 6, 2021

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