running like nigger who stole something

Running very fast, as if to avoid capture.

That quarterback was so fast he was running like nigger who stole something

by hillarysucks July 6, 2007

Do I look like a fat ass?

Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.

Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.

by GSPSlats January 10, 2014

Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012

Fucked up like a Puerto Rican bicycle

Either shit faced drunk or stoned, dont agree with something, or someone has you wrong.

"I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"

"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"

by jip28 October 11, 2011

Face like a roof tilers nail bag

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.

Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close

A phrase similar to " a hole like a wizards sleave " This is a scottish phrase so FAG is a cigarrete and a close is the stairways in a tenement building.

GUY 1 " So was she a good ride?? Did she have a sweaty baird??"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"

by martin wright8888 October 20, 2008

broke him down like a shotgun

: Prison slang for someone who, bends forward for anal sex. Usually nonconsensual.

Yeah, that new white boy over in C block, we wuz the only two in the shower and I "broke him down like a shotgun."

by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016