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Eye watering candy

A twist on ‘eye candy’, but for a well endowed good looking man showing off his goods.
He was some eye watering candy to look at 🥵
by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025
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Ear-eyes

(n.) A derogatory term used to describe someone whose eyes width resembles that of their ears.
1. “Dear ear-eyes, on my way in I hit your chicken, here’s an egg.”
2. Can you hear out of those things ear-eyes?
by Mickie J. March 31, 2025
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The Order of The Eye

The Order of the eye is a myth that serves 2 gods, named Presence and The Eye
by .clownery. April 5, 2025
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Goon eyes

The look of your eyes when intoxicated off cheap cask wine (goon) is often glazed, bloodshot, and slightly unfocused, with a dullness that suggests a lack of clarity or sharpness. Your pupils may be dilated, and there’s an unmistakable heaviness to the lids, as though they’re struggling to stay open. It’s the kind of gaze that flickers between dazed amusement and confusion, as the alcohol dulls your senses, leaving your expression slack and your movements slow.
Hey man you have goon eyes
by The scientists comrade April 6, 2025
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Ho eyes

The look in a girls eyes where you can tell she is morally challenged.
"Man, that girl at the bar has been checking you out all night. I'd steer clear though, she's got them ho eyes."
by AmericanDaddy April 12, 2025
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