double-edged cock

When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.

I feel bad for that guy Brian's dick is so big he will never fuck. He has a double-edged cock.

by augustbell666 August 27, 2019

Double Standard Debbie

N.)

1.) A person on social media ( usually female) who takes out their anger on the opposite sex by posting the usual "tiny dick" or "men are trash" memes but is the first person in line to call you trash if you do anything remotely close.

2.) A "feminist icon" who spends all day on Facebook, Twitter, Etc, accusing men of sexual objectification and yet she's seen both Magic Mike films on numerous occasions and frequents the local male strip club on a regular basis.

God damn you're such a hypocrite. You spend all day talking about "men being trash" when you were sleeping with a married man. You are the worst kind of double standard Debbie.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

Double whammy

Double whammy is when two bad things happend

Pewdiepie-i don’t like bridges and I don’t like cheese either so this is a double whammy

by Bruh boi beans September 7, 2019

Double B

Benz and a bad bitch( lil peep- Benz truck pt2

All I ever want is a double b

by Jingerdick September 10, 2019

Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

by Bananzalone May 28, 2018

Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.

"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"

by I Sweetss I May 30, 2018

Double rub

When a female has her back rubbed by one hand and the male strokes himself with the other hand.

I went home with him on the third date and we relaxed on the couch. He started to rub my back. When I looked over he was rubbing himself. It was the double rub.

by Jimbo Chicken fucker May 31, 2018