ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Asian dick cheese

Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.

If you know you know Asian dick cheese…

by V1PACC0UNT October 8, 2023

cottage cheese sperm

Thick Clumpy or Chunky Sperm

I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.

by Lou Lou Lucifer December 13, 2024

Chigga Cheese Meal

Traditionally a word used to insult someone but is also a meal consisting of a flat bread, bovril, gherkins and cheese.

"You smell like a chigga cheese meal" , "you look like a chigga cheese meal", "I'm gonna make a chigga cheese meal"

by Mr.Chigga November 30, 2023

Cheese

A word you say at random times. Why? You don't know. You just say it.

You're just sitting at your computer looking thru Urban Dictionary and you just say "Cheese". Then you carry on with your day. As if nothing just happened.

Or you're with your friends and you random say "Cheese" and you have to tell them why you just said it out of nowhere.

John: Cheese...
Mike: What?
John: Oh uh... Nothing.

by RandomGuyOnTheStreet2 January 29, 2021

Voice cheese

When someone deepens their voice to sound intimidating or to pull hoes

“He don’t usually sound like that he using voice cheese on these hoes”

by Lebronnnat September 3, 2025

Cheese Pull

When a string of discharge emerges out of a females lady parts and stretches with her underwear

“Yo! I just had a mad cheese pull🤣”

by Bubbylumpkins October 25, 2025