A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.
-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023
He is a world renowned rapist with his numbers in double digits. Victims include Caitlin,Hannah,Beth,Mollie,Freya to name a few and also has gained a raging obsession with Lucy Chester, Oscar Woodburn, Josh Tubman and Reg Goodwin.
by Lucy Chester November 08, 2022
carl john is a very nice,sweet,and loving person,he
likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.
likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.
by mswhvdjsvwvz July 21, 2022
john alex is a goody two shoes who likes men
by anonymous748294-2 March 16, 2022
John Bernard Wieksner who also goes by as Jack looks like a 5th grader, but is instead in highschool. He has an average size dick for his hight. He is a literal crack head, he also realy wants to FUCK the shit out of some girl whos name starts with M.
by Audon October 09, 2019
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