dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

new friday

The tuesday you get drunk on good whisky and swap wives with your friends

Last tuesday fernando and nanci got new friday'd at tino's house

by FGCinHB December 2, 2017

Neo News

A partisan media outlet that peddles filth, child pornography, anti semitism, hate filled content, blasphemous content.
Most of its employees and media personalities are promoters of LGBT ideology. For example, Raza Rumi is a know cross-dresser and loves to get fucked by two met at the same time.
Murtaza Solangi who used to work for Neo News and is now serving the fascist regime in Pakistan is known for his expertise in sucking multiple cocks simultaneously.

Neo News is also a propaganda arm of the fascist regime currently in control in Pakistan.

There’s nothing worse than Neo News.

by Maryam Nawaz December 25, 2023

New word

Why are you here?

Seriously? Why are you here, searching “new word”?

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025

New England Rabbit Slap

When you decide to go S&M style with your partner, but if you cum before they let you then your punishment is being slapped in the face with a bag of hops.

Guy 1: My girl gave me a New England Rabbit Slap last night, I still have the bruises. I told her next time don't squeeze so tight.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

New York ranger

An annoying little shit

That guy is a New York Ranger

by Screwtherangers420 June 1, 2024

New Guinea Doggy Shake

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.

Me and my girl did the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was a lot to clean up.

by itzmillicent March 9, 2025