When the pussy is so trash that you slit your own wrists mid bang.
Up the river, not across the stream...this isn't a cry for help, its time to cum 'n go.
Up the river, not across the stream...this isn't a cry for help, its time to cum 'n go.
by FarkMeRunning April 20, 2024
Get the Cum 'n Gomug. "Hey man, wanna go pick our cum jacakets? I sure think we qualify after last night."
"I'm leaving you for my cousin."
"I'm leaving you for my cousin."
by BobbyCharlton123 March 28, 2022
Get the cum jacaketsmug. Cum that comes out of your penis
by Evanglaser March 1, 2022
Get the Shrek cummug. A person, preferably alive, who is very horny like all the fucking time. Said person either fucks everyone then see, or hornies over specific people and tries to get railed by them.
by dicktwister9000 March 23, 2021
Get the Cum Dumpstermug. "I crying cummed when I listened to live jet black heart"
"Omg I crying cummed when I heard wrapped around your finger live!"
"Omg I crying cummed when I heard wrapped around your finger live!"
by MGCs'slut January 3, 2024
Get the Crying cummedmug. by anonymous June 2, 2022
Get the Cummug. When two men have an organs at the same time, but instead of cum, their asses open up, and a pie filled with fresh cum appears. Once they take it out, their asses close. They eat it for the rest of the night.
Harry: Umm... Larry... Why did a cum pie just come out of your ass? Why is it white filling?!
Larry: Idk but you also have one!
Larry: Idk but you also have one!
by NoobDood1576 January 9, 2021
Get the Cum Piemug.