goldfish friend

a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.

similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.

“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”

“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”

by crackerjack9 April 12, 2022

Don't name your friends.

Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Pseudonyms. May 14, 2023

School Bus Friend

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.

Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.

by school bus friend August 2, 2024

goodly friend

a very very very very very good friend, such as a great friend only without having to say great, or very multiple times
deserves hug--> (hug)

tom green, you are a goodly friend, only because you are so funny and are in such films as, "Freddy got fingered" and "road Trip"

by bill gates September 6, 2004

Friend zone

Friend zone does not exist it is made up term that people use when they are rejected from another person to be there girlfriend/boyfriend. When u are rejected it usualy means that u are fat or gay

She put me in friend zone

No she didnt u are just fat and gay

by NiggyTheRealOne September 22, 2020

Toxic Friend

Elmaz

Elmaz: I love hunter sooooooo much omg perfection I’m going to take arianas bff hunter away from her cause I am a toxic friend

Me: ...

by Ew I’m so down with shit November 6, 2019

Friend

Something you don’t have

C’mon

“Okay kids, now pair up!”
“Miss, I have no friends.”
“Nerd”

by Your_Pp April 1, 2020