Swear on the dog's life

A phrase used to easily coerce a confession from a guilty child.

"Timmy, did you break the vase?"
"No."
"Do you swear on the dog's life?"
"I broke the vase."

by GoYouOneMore November 29, 2012

Raw Dog on the Hog

"Raw Dog on the Hog" is the act of going condomless on a fatty.

Jeff and I both left empty handed, but David was over there in the Jurassic Park arcade booth going "Raw Dog on the Hog" with that girl he met in the Del Taco parking lot 7 minutes ago.

by bEnharmony July 24, 2012

Artic Sled Dog

an artic sled dog occurs during sex when the male partner sticks an ice cube in the females anus and then smacks her on the ass hard enough to crush the ice cube before it melts while yelling mush at the top of his lungs

artic sled dog

by D-Rok1982 March 25, 2012

I love dogs

What you say to random strangers you meet on the street when you want to meet and greet their dog.

"I love dogs" I told them because I honestly and truly love dogs from the bottom of my heart. Dogs are man's best friend.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

dog don’t hunt

Verb meaning whatever you’re discussing isn’t going to work, you lack proper equipment, what was proposed is unacceptable or lacking significantly. My son asked me to check his room to see if it was clean. I glanced around his bedroom and exclaimed, “Timmy, that dog don’t hunt.”

I glanced down at my engagement ring and looked at my new fiancé in disgust and said “Billy, that dog don’t hunt”

by Mctastic1113 March 16, 2021

the dog is at my feet

I must be going; I have to leave now

Etymology: Old Irish saying. Purportedly from hunting dogs who are worn out, sitting on the feet of their owner to take them home. Some say Irish Setter was named because of this phrase.

Earliest known occurrence was by famous Irish author, Maria Edgeworth in her political essay, "Essay on Irish Bulls"

I've been standing here for donkey's years and the dog is at my feet, so I'm headin' home before the wife eats the heads off me.

by TheGingerIrish July 25, 2022

dog park daredevil

The practice of wearing open toed foot ware at the dog park.

A dog park daredevil carefully chooses his steps in the tall grass to avoid toeing a turd.

by Doggie walker August 19, 2022