big john

big guy

holy shit! big john! *camera pans to a huge guy*

by radioheadenjoyer15 October 10, 2023

John

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever

Man that john is sexy

by heyitsmejk November 12, 2021

Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

John

It is a Smash Bros slang meaning an excuse.

Guy 1: I win!!
Guy 2: I lost because I lagged!
That is a John.

by RatMan 69420 May 31, 2021

John cena

A invisible man willing to hurt you at any cost

Look it's famous wrestler john cena

by Bob the build 1768 September 26, 2022

John boy

Another name for a man’s penis.

“Hey Lee show me your JoHn boy” shouted Chris

by BBML07 August 18, 2022

Perfect John

weird Asian man, enjoys endgame and iron man dying. He really enjoys "My Little Pony" Though like omg he has like the whole set of ponies.

Look at that perfect John he can do anything right.

by Nightmares Are Real May 3, 2019