John

Someone one can’t get more than 10 win in fortnite.

You’re such a John at fortnite.

by Proteins May 9, 2018

John

The most amazing and perfect person you will ever meet. A little bit shy and anti social but really charismatic. Treats his girlfriend like an actual princess and is a total gentleman and would never hurt her. Really strong and handsome with a beautiful smile and the most wonderful eyes.

He will be cold towards you the first time he talks to you but eventually he will warm up. Cold to strangers, a sweetheart to the one he loves. Funny and really intelligent, all around just perfect and..
The man of my dreams

Girl 1:" you can be so lucky to call John yours! He is such a gentleman"

Girl 2:"i know, he is perfect"

by AnnieHHHH March 22, 2017

John Glen Bonura II

Muscular homosexual hunk who is very touchy

Yo stop touching me youre being John Glen Bonura II

by Jean Porque June 5, 2025

John-Thomas

Strong black guy

Damn that guy John-Thomas is a beast

by BBCbloxxer January 9, 2022

jOHn

Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.

John: do u no de wae
Someone: jOHn....that is a dead meme.

by Alola_ March 17, 2018

John Ozminkowski

A vapid African American hoe that likes a Jessica Smith and celebreatss quanza even tho he’s white.

Wow you celebrate quanza even tho you are white with Jessica smith? You are such a John Ozminkowski.

by Gay African November 11, 2017

Richard John Thurston Jones

A group of words describing something that is boring, or bland

This movie is so Richard John Thurston Jones

by borrisballpit476 May 14, 2025