pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel

My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis

by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018

Penis twaddling crotch guzzler

Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man

Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!

by Illuisan June 2, 2018

Penis

Stop looking up penis you pervert. If you want to see one then look it up somewhere else.

No one wants to see your penis.

by Wayde024 June 2, 2018

PEnis

BIG JUICY THING

HE ATE MY PENIS

by I WANNA FUCKIN DIE June 3, 2018

penis drop

The final drop of cum after busting a huge load.

My girlfriend forgot to wipe the penis drop I left on her face.

by Shayan17 May 23, 2018

Penis

The body part that produces sperm and ferments a females egg cell

My penis is growing!

by JustaB3aver June 9, 2018

Bungee Penis

A permantely erected dick

Bro, your mums a magician, since i banged her, i got a bungee penis

by Dicky88 March 22, 2018