Double bogging

When a toilet wont flush properly, and you need to shit on a previous shit left by the previous occupant.

I really need to get this toilet fixed. Looks like I be double bogging this mornings loaf.

by WillyTheSmink February 2, 2024

Double in

2 x Intercourse within a short timeframe. I.e twice in one session or one at night and one first thing in the morning.

“How’d you go last night?” “A double in!! I'm red raw!!”

by Double Doubles May 2, 2021

Double Decker

When you take a shit in the toilet tank instead of the toilet bowl.

Guy 1: Dude I just took a Double Decker!

Guy 2: Aw no way man, right in the hotel bathroom! Right on!

by Triangle smacker December 29, 2019

A Double Muskee

When two men tag team a woman using used wool socks for condoms.

She needed to do laundry after recieving A Double Muskee.

by The Real Muskee May 28, 2024

Double Sitter

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.

The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.

A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”

by anonymous August 18, 2021

double toucher

A shit that while it is still connected to your anus touches the water at the bottom of the toilet.

Guy 1: Dude I just laid out this ridiculous double toucher it was fucking sick!
Guy 2: Dude! What the fuck?

by ThatStretchDickhead October 28, 2017

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 18, 2021