Joe

The most average name in existence.

1. What an average Joe

2. Your name is Joe? My name is Joe!
3. Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe

by DavidthePickleDOnut April 6, 2020

Joe

My fucking step-dad

"Joe is at the store"
"ok"

by EronDaGangster May 21, 2020

Joes

Jean shoes.

I need some joes to match my jorts.

by Robin Ya Mudda January 28, 2021

Mohawk Joe

Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.

This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.

" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"

HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"

HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"

by CaliGirlUNC June 6, 2019

Quandale Joe

The unholy combination of Quandale Dingle (A goofy ahh man who often does the griddy) and Joe (dont you fucking ask who he is).

Person 1- Bro, did you see my rather goofy ahh friend Quandale Joe?
Person 2- No, who is Quandale Joe???
Person 1- (Goofy ahh noises) JOE (Goofy ahh noises) MAMA!!(Goofy ahh laugh, goofy ahh noises, goofy ahh jump, goofy ahh fard, goofy ahh ∞) {sorry for my goofy ahh yawn}.

by goofy ahh man May 27, 2022

Joe McKew

Someone that’s a cunt or has a small penis

Steven was acting like Joe McKew to Richard.

Steven has a Joe McKew

by anonymous December 12, 2022

Joe crispino

He is the best and most amazing person to ever get covid. (He died twice but now even covid can kill him)

Did you see joe crispino the other day? He really survived covid and gets a bunch of bitches

by BREONTHICC March 11, 2022