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Ass Cum

The process of anal sweat that occurs during long car rides that congeals into a thick liquid, which requires adult wipes to provide relief.
"Can I eat your ass?"
"It was a 2 hour drive to your house I have hella ass cum"
"I'll get the wipes"
by Doctor Steven Strange June 26, 2018
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Ass Whore

Someone who will do anything in the attempt to get some sexual contact from another person. Generally this attention is put towards a single target but is not confined to such boundaries.
Garrett is being an ass whore and is nut riding with Beau again tonight. (see nut riding)
by Gig Harbor June 14, 2011
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ass poet

Someone who writes poetry devoted to ass
-What's up ass poet?
-I have to write some poetry about ass.
-What do you have so far?
-The young lass had quite an ass.
-Not bad.
by Peter Griffin October 13, 2004
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sweet ass

an insult derived from a compliment to a woman with a nice ass. when directed towards a male who has spent time in the slammer it implies that he was fucked up the ass by bubba, hence "sweet ass"
joe: you couldn't punch thru a wet paper bag, sweet ass!
jerome: come and say that to my face, motherfucker
by rangi thomson February 7, 2007
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Liquid Ass

A liquid stink prank product that has a genuine smell of ass-crack with a hint of road-kill. Liquid Ass comes in a small bottle and is applied to objects by squeezing the bottle thereby producing a silent, fine, clear stream of nasty smelling liquid.
After I hammered that asshole's office with Liquid Ass, he spent two futile hours looking for the source of the stench.
by Hackenbush November 10, 2008
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Ass Gerbil

small fuzzy creature (often slimy) who spawns from one's anal reigon. these "ass grebils" are often the cause of prolonged constipation. however these rectal-rodents can be excreted and usually are.

*how to know that YOUR ass gerbil has been ejected*

1) your feces has sharp claw-like points that scrap your cheeks
2) your feces is steaming in the toilet
3) your feces is completely impossible to break-up or compress
boy1:"wow! my very first ass gerbil!"
boy2:"cool! what color is yours?"
boy1:"orange and red!"
boy2:"wow! mine is green!"
by sigmund the dephacate May 8, 2006
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lard ass

a fat obese person who eats to much and gobbles down anything they see
justin parks is such a lard ass
by alex s. November 15, 2004
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