The process of anal sweat that occurs during long car rides that congeals into a thick liquid, which requires adult wipes to provide relief.
"Can I eat your ass?"
"It was a 2 hour drive to your house I have hella ass cum"
"I'll get the wipes"
"It was a 2 hour drive to your house I have hella ass cum"
"I'll get the wipes"
by Doctor Steven Strange June 26, 2018
Get the Ass Cum mug.Someone who will do anything in the attempt to get some sexual contact from another person. Generally this attention is put towards a single target but is not confined to such boundaries.
by Gig Harbor June 14, 2011
Get the Ass Whore mug.-What's up ass poet?
-I have to write some poetry about ass.
-What do you have so far?
-The young lass had quite an ass.
-Not bad.
-I have to write some poetry about ass.
-What do you have so far?
-The young lass had quite an ass.
-Not bad.
by Peter Griffin October 13, 2004
Get the ass poet mug.an insult derived from a compliment to a woman with a nice ass. when directed towards a male who has spent time in the slammer it implies that he was fucked up the ass by bubba, hence "sweet ass"
joe: you couldn't punch thru a wet paper bag, sweet ass!
jerome: come and say that to my face, motherfucker
jerome: come and say that to my face, motherfucker
by rangi thomson February 7, 2007
Get the sweet ass mug.A liquid stink prank product that has a genuine smell of ass-crack with a hint of road-kill. Liquid Ass comes in a small bottle and is applied to objects by squeezing the bottle thereby producing a silent, fine, clear stream of nasty smelling liquid.
After I hammered that asshole's office with Liquid Ass, he spent two futile hours looking for the source of the stench.
by Hackenbush November 10, 2008
Get the Liquid Ass mug.small fuzzy creature (often slimy) who spawns from one's anal reigon. these "ass grebils" are often the cause of prolonged constipation. however these rectal-rodents can be excreted and usually are.
*how to know that YOUR ass gerbil has been ejected*
1) your feces has sharp claw-like points that scrap your cheeks
2) your feces is steaming in the toilet
3) your feces is completely impossible to break-up or compress
*how to know that YOUR ass gerbil has been ejected*
1) your feces has sharp claw-like points that scrap your cheeks
2) your feces is steaming in the toilet
3) your feces is completely impossible to break-up or compress
boy1:"wow! my very first ass gerbil!"
boy2:"cool! what color is yours?"
boy1:"orange and red!"
boy2:"wow! mine is green!"
boy2:"cool! what color is yours?"
boy1:"orange and red!"
boy2:"wow! mine is green!"
by sigmund the dephacate May 8, 2006
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