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Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask
Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’
by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024
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John Danger

Big gay loves men and BBC
I’m John danger and I’m gay hehe
by 4bigguysandtheybustonmyeyes November 24, 2021
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john jude

Wow have you seen John jude !!!
by I<3dilfs347 November 23, 2021
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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul is a Lovecraftian agent of chaos whose motives and machinations are unclear. A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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John EEE

Ultimately, your thoughts on John EEE will be influenced by your personal experiences, interactions, and perceptions. It's essential to approach these thoughts thoughtfully and considerately.
Ultimately, your thoughts on John EEE will be influenced by your personal experiences, interactions, and perceptions. It's essential to approach these thoughts thoughtfully and considerately.
by Bro what ohhh Connor Boyce March 25, 2024
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John Calhoun

A man who ruins everything he touches. A racist asshole. Henry Clay’s boyfriend, but he will break off their engagement. However, he has cheekbones so sharp they can slice bread, and young men licked his toes
I can’t believe how many ao3 fanfictions involve John Calhoun, who sucked!
by Dan’l Not Daniel March 18, 2023
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The John Cena

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.
The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.
by Muddcutie February 18, 2022
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