Friend

You don't have any, thats why your browsing this word.

You: Mom said In need to get a friend

by Dick tronary February 14, 2021

Friend

Something that I don't have

I don't have any friends

by Ihavenofriends September 3, 2019

Tonya Harding's friends

You can see how it benefits Tonya Harding to have friends that will intervene in disputes between her and other people, but it's hard to see how any of these folks she calls friends benefit any from the relationship, or being known as Tonya Harding's friends. It seems like you'd be guilty by association if you had ties to Tonya Harding, and eople knew about it.

The people that were called Tonya Harding's friends didn't seem too thrilled about the label.

by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021

Mario Party Friend With Benefits

A term coined by YouTuber Caddicarus to refer to the 2000 Party Game Crash Bash as opposed to calling it a Mario Party clone.

"You could call it a Mario Party clone but I'd call it a Mario Party Friend With Benefits"

by H Jenny über August 19, 2024

Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

Best Friend

A best friend is someone that stays by your side, no matter what happens. I pity you for not having one because you searched this in a dictionary. But even tho I have no experience of friends in general whatsoever I still know this simple fact.

" You’re my best friend! "

by Just a Memer April 13, 2021

Friends

Friends is something I don't have and probably neither do you if you search friends on urban dictionary

For example:
I don't have any friends

by Imrlylonelydude April 8, 2020