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Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.
You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"

Why, what a TEMPEH you are in! 

What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.
Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.

What lah there is no lah here in Dictionary because you are weird 

What lah there is no lah here in Dictionary because you are weird
What lah there is no lah here in Dictionary because you are weird

Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died. 

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Person 343: Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me 

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me