wedgemite 

A dark brown, almost black substance occasionally found on one's underwear. Similar to Vegemite, a dark yeast extract popular in Australia for spreading on toast.

I just discovered wedgemite on my jocks. Hope no one can smell it, I don't have time to change.

wedgemite by Adolf Nelson April 8, 2015

Wide Walker 

One who walks with their feet overequidistant to one's shoulder width.

Wide walkers are known to strut in close proximity to attractive women.

When Kyle bends his knees it allows him an opportunity to modify his stance in preparation for the incoming offensive visitor

number doppel nein wide walker who has enough speed in full tilt crouch wide bullet kinesthetic motion to pass by intredefensiv Kyle who usually angles opponents from the centre towards a full body contact collision at the boards to protect the neutral zone.

Wide Walker by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 22, 2016

Wedger 

One who randomly joins conversations, with random information that hardly pertains to the original conversation.

"Dammit Savy, go away and stop being a wedger! we weren't even talking about Amilia!

Wedger by Beandaddio December 2, 2016

Wide swath 

What you cut in your coming of age as a gentleman caller.

Bob grew up in DC & cut a wide swath with women of loose morals.

Wide swath by Storm_84 July 10, 2017

Wedge 

If in a round/shout of drinks and the other drinkers are too slow drinking their drinks. You may have a wedge which is an extra drink you buy just for yourself. However the shout or round will continue as normal.

Gee, Phil is thirsty , couldn't wait for me to buy the next shout. He has gone and got a wedge.

Wedge by Struth October 21, 2017

WideClops

A person who, by poor breeding or birth defect, is afflicted by eyes that are too far apart.

Common symptoms include: panicked flight at the first sign of trouble, herd mentality, and lack of depth perception leading to inability to spot and attack prey.

Dude, I flew last night with a total WideClops. Solid enough dude but he kept trying to join on the assaults, I think he was trying to join the herd.

WideClops by tommyX April 24, 2018

Wedge Salad 

A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.

"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."

Wedge Salad by Fionn Mac Cumhaill August 4, 2018