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Weekend at Bernie's

A reference to being arrested by the wrong cop, on Friday, in NYC. Having your paperwork misallocated, thus "missing" your arraigment and being forced to spend the whole weekend at the former Bernard B Kerik detention facilty in downtown Manhattan.
"Dude, don't argue with the cop... do you wanna spend the weekend at Bernie's?
by cyvais August 8, 2009
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Weekend Warrior

Someone who goes to jail on the weekends because they are either a student, have a job, run a buissness or have children. usually making fun of the person because they only have to stay friday to sunday night.
Example, i went to jail and thats what the called em.

How long are you in for?
Just the weekends.
Oh, so your a weekend warrior
by Jackelz21 May 3, 2011
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Weekend Dad

A politically correct rewording. The original term was/is "Weakened Dad" which is loosely based on a spouse or former spouse's actions toward her child's father.
"While they were married, Susie did not feel that her husband made a large enough salary, so she turned him into a Weekend Dad"
by 247Brad May 6, 2008
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weekend time

The term referring to the fact that time does not exist on weekends. There’s no set time for waking up, eating, going to sleep, having sex, getting fucked up, etc. It is perfectly acceptable to smoke a bowl at 5am, go to sleep at 7, wake up at 3pm, cop a beej before breakfast at 4 and start drinking at 4:15.

Weekend time starts the second you exit your last class on Thursday and ends late Sunday night when you realize that your parents didn’t send you to college just to get shitty and screw sluts.
Yo, is it time for dinner yet?

Dude, it’s weekend time – eat when you’re hungry, fuck when you’re horny, and get wasted as much as humanly possible.

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Yay! Let’s start drinking :) :) It’s five o’clock somewhere!

That phrase is for 40 year old single dykes. It’s weekend time, aight to drink at all hours of the day and night.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
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WeekendOutlook

The only good emo band ever. They also happen to rock. Their his song is "I'll be more than I am".
If I were a chick, I'd be the mother of Erik from WeekendOutlook's babies!
by Tchaiz February 22, 2004
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Weekend Fever

A bad case of the "Mondays" when you don't feel like working and you still feel hungover with tiredness and lack of motivation.
After having three days off, I have a bad case of Weekend Fever as I can't dive into my work.
by LA Bee September 7, 2010
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weekend

The flying time that students grasp for, but can barely hold on to when they get it, resulting in the next week.
Most of the time, the kids on the weekend will waste their time playing video games, watching videos, or more rarely, studying. By the time Sunday nights come, most students are depressed and are worrying about how their homework is not done, procrastinating instead of actually doing it.
Every Kid: "Cool! I just got a new (Insert object name here)! I should probably do my homework though... What are we going to do this week? Will the teacher get mad when she sees my unfinished homework?"
Random other kid that broke in apparently: "Dude, it's 11:18 pm. You still haven't done any homework this weekend. You've been wasting your time playing (insert game title here). Stop procrastinating."
by MisterJubJub May 6, 2016
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