warmup warrior

Someone (typically a cross country runner) who exceeds in the art of pissing virtually everyone he/she is running with by running mach 5 during what's supposed to be a light run before your workout.

Person 1: "Ugh, dude who's pushing the pace these hills are gonna kill us!" Person 2:"It's Steve, he's such a warmup warrior"

by TheGrandWizardofShit October 23, 2020

Dyke Warrior

A bull dyke riding a motorcycle dressed as a Mad Max character.

Girl: Oh no, here comes some dykes on bikes in the left lane!
Boy: Hey wait, why are they dressed that way?
Girl: They are considered Dyke Warriors, probably looking to scissor a fuel truck or something...
Boy: Oh.... Gross.

by Killemwell October 22, 2015

warrior-wasp

When someone is particularly shit at something.

Jess: Oh my god Bill is so warrior-wasp at giving head

Paxton: his aim is such warrior-wasp

by Crack15 January 3, 2019

affidavit warrior

Someone who fakes being sick to miss practice.

Andrew is an affidavit warrior for missing football practice.

by Lancaster football October 19, 2022

ugandan warrior

The ones who "no da wae" sometimes spelled "whey" usually led by a queen and attack others by spitting on the ones who don't.

Those men over there are the infamous Ugandan Warriors

by TIJacket May 2, 2018

Keyboard warrior

An individual who is unable to confront another individual in person, but acts like a big man behind a screen. An example of this is Simon Vaisey.

Classic keyboard warrior, wouldn’t say anything to my face.

by Urzz February 6, 2021

Journavist warrior

Dumb SJWs that think the smallest inconvenience is a major problem, or get pissed when something even slightly offensive is murmured.

"You hear about that Journavist warrior who hated the PS5 because it came out when the world was on fire ?"

by ccay December 7, 2020