the waffle house

The act of pouring syrup all over your partner's naked body and using it as a lubricant for intercourse.

Last night Sarah and I did the Waffle House; it was a sticky disaster!

by Zebrapower January 25, 2015

Waffle Iron

The act of dropping a deuce upon somebodies laptop keyboard then closing it to smoosh all the poo around. When that sombody decides to write his term paper later that night, he's in for a stinky, sticky surprise. It's great for any occasion.

You cut that shit out, or I'll give your laptop a good ol' waffle iron.

by Mike Lewis April 22, 2005

liberating a waffle

to take(leave) a shit

I'm gonna go liberate a waffle. After I"m done taking the cosby kids to the pool, well go out to eat.

by Shmooie Bueno April 12, 2003

Modern Waffle

man whore

Wow that guy is a modern waffle. hes been with five girls this week.

by ikutuo6yhtujuog August 10, 2010

waffle ironed

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed

"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"

by JewLay April 19, 2010

Rotten Waffle

The Conquerer of the Maple Island, and King of the Waffle People.

Rotten waffle treats all waffles equally. No waffle is superior. No waffle is inferior, in the wise eyes of Rotten Waffle.

by RottenWaffles November 15, 2019

Box waffle

(Adjective) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(Verb) When you make a fort of waffle boxes and masturbate in it.

(Adj.) "That guy is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Lets go box waffle."

by Mrs.Box waffle January 18, 2011