by AuthenticTam January 11, 2021
An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).
Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 20, 2024
Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2024
A label maker that can print two labels at a very high speed at the same time.
Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.
Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.
by Randall McNally III October 24, 2023
A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.
man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.
Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.
Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
by shadowtoothdragon January 06, 2016
by THEskibidigyattmeister August 12, 2024
You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*
*Pat on the back - good meeting*
by Continually Spinning In Chair October 13, 2017