Basically a blowjob except it involves toothpaste. It doesn't matter what kind of toothpaste or if you place some on the erection or in the Woman's mouth. Mainly ideal for those who don't brush.
Enjoy Fresh Tubing!
-OG Pump Chump
Enjoy Fresh Tubing!
-OG Pump Chump
Joe: Man is your girlfriend a hot piece of ass.
AJ: Yeah, the only flaw in her is that she doesn't brush often.
Joe: Why don't you give her a Fresh Tube then?
AJ: Yeah, the only flaw in her is that she doesn't brush often.
Joe: Why don't you give her a Fresh Tube then?
by OG Pump Chump October 14, 2016
Get the Fresh Tubemug. In "touching tubes", two men touch the tips of their penises together then pull forward enough foreskin so that it covers both their penis heads, so the two penises now look like a single shaft connecting the two men's bodies.
That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.
If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.
Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.
Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.
If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.
Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.
Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
"Me and my entirely platonic friend Kyle were comparing sizes, to address the question of 'grower' versus 'show-er'. Then hey yolo, so we decided to try touching tubes. I don't have much slack, but we did just fine, because he's got a glorious anteater! Then, in the spirit of wholesome friendship, we fell right into a bro job and cum swapping session that lasted for hours. But we wanted to clarify that this is no homo, so later we each gave each other a non gay handjob... several times... just to make sure we're totally straight."
by Klendathu_Jones June 30, 2019
Get the touching tubesmug. by Chingachguk October 26, 2017
Get the yogurt tubemug. The act of removing the remaining semen from one's urethra post masterbation; by squeezing upward from the base of the penis
by dustinsmith36@yahoo.com June 28, 2016
Get the Gogurt tubingmug. A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.
Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.
Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).
Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.
Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).
by Freggio April 20, 2018
Get the tube eggmug. When you are binge watching Youtube videos and even though there are billions of videos on Youtube you come to a sudden stop. You can't find any other videos you want to watch and resort to watching Netflix.
Man, last night I had a major Tube drout. I was looking for a good 5 minutes and could find nothing.
by IconLivin January 28, 2018
Get the Tube droutmug. by Hugh.G Rection April 15, 2019
Get the Blood tubemug.